CHAPTER 821. PRINCESS BY DAY. A Full-Time Princess

SIX MONTHS LATER.

“Please tell me you’re not about to do something stupid,” Chiara Keller said, pinching the bridge of her nose.

“Of course not, my love. I know stupid things are kind of my thing, but not this time,” Jhon said with a grin from ear to ear.

“Then what’s the assault rifle for?” his wife demanded.

“It’s for a good cause!”

“And why don’t I believe you?”

“Well, do you want to be a grandmother or not?” Jhon grumbled.

“Well, yes! But that rifle isn’t going to make it happen any faster! What are you planning to do? Scare poor Cameron’s swimmers into rushing upstream in desperation?” Chiara scolded. “You might end up with a terrified grandchild!”

Jhon pouted like a little kid, but needless to say, he waited until his dear—and very respected—wife wasn’t looking to discreetly slide the rifle into the trunk of his truck. Just, you know, casually...

And then he set off, fully determined to scare off whatever sperm needed scaring—be